static-testament:

the1stlady:

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pumpkinmcqueen:

hallemichelles:

badbitchney:

endoftransition:

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

gluten-free-pussy:

habla-gated:

b-o-m-b-s:

storyofamadblackwoman:

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brittyevans:

wakandamama:

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naturally-nikkilynn:

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chaosjudgement:

pussysoupforthesoul:

angelbabyspice:

babyfairy:

i….really don’t like this.

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What the hick

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nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

(via swordtsukiyama)

e350tb:

singlepalerose:

gems-n-kyojin:

Lots of love and positivity to Zach Callison going through some tough times

C'mon SU fans let’s support him as much as we can

Zach is such a treasure, he doesn’t deserve this. I hope his therapy goes well and he begins to work through his depression, mental illness is bullshit.

Get well soon, Zach. Mental illness sucks, but I know you can get through this!

(via funblade)

susiethemoderator:

sagittariusnake:

susiethemoderator:

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

IM SCREAMING

(via unabashedgeek)

carnival-phantasm:

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spybrarian:

waitingforturnips:

Kids break into radio station, swear at listeners

A group of children broke into a radio station in Western Australia’s remote Kimberley region and put themselves live on air for an impromptu late-night show full of swearing.

The first police knew of it was a phone call from a listener, concerned at swear words being broadcast.

Station manager Angie Stahl says she had previously given the children lessons in community radio, and they worked out how to make the studio go live.

“But unfortunately their show mainly involved swearing, which was a bit punk, a bit avant-garde, but also breaches the broadcasting laws, and our codes of practice.

“So the cops got a call from an outlaying station ringing up to say, ‘I think you’ve got some kids on the radio, they’re busy swearing, you’d better go bust them’.”

Ms Stahl said the children appear to have entered through a window in her house, which adjoins the studios.

While in the house they ate some chicken nuggets and dyed their hair.

Not long after going on-air with their expletive-ridden jokes, police officers arrived to put a stop to the radio broadcast.

Ms Stahl said the children may have a future in broadcasting.

“They’d come in a couple of times before to do a couple of shows and programs, so I’d taught them the basics,” she said.

“So it’s good to see the knowledge was used correctly.”

“While in the house they ate some chicken nuggets and dyed their hair”

“A bit punk”

Amazing.

(via notthatkindacamgirl)

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

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corvidsgrace:

bibarrybluejeans:

roachpatrol:

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

(via swordtsukiyama)

the-a-j-universe:

mitski-miyawakis:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

Nice

(via kuueater)

lesbianendor:

fanurl:

millennial-review:

No offence but like no the fuck we’re not. Who has money to spend on button sewing classes when we can learn that shit for free on YouTube.

Isn’t that just like…a sewing class

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jimhensonreject:

dirtyriver:

anintelligentoctopus:

The army’s latest recruitment campaign posters are. Terrible and Bad.

Is… is this real?

Haha yikes

“your army needs you and your compassion” is truly a batshit way to start 2019

(via swordtsukiyama)

gayreinhardt:

torbjorn who is happily married and loves his kids (biological as well as his adopted ones) and is generally fairly content apart from the occasional overwhelming guilt abt indirectly causing the omnic crisis looking around at the rest of the Overwatch Seniors ¾ of whom faked their deaths and are struggling w identity crises/messiah complexes and the last whos LARPing as an ancient knight bc he cant process his trauma: hm.

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